Analyse This

Er...someone wants us to analyse this dream coz apparently we are really good at analysing dreams.


i was a contract killer and working for my dad, and i had 2 kill this prison inmate, cept i got busted after so i was thrown into solitary confinement. then after a week they told me my 'lawyer' was coming to see me, who was actuali my dad n he came into the cell and dissed me for not getting the job dun rite n bla bla bla goin on as if he had no concern for his daughter but was onli berating

an employee. so i started 2 get reali pist n i slapped him n yelled "the things ur daughter wood do for u, n this is how 2 talk2 me??" n he left. so neway the sewrage system ran directly underneath my cell, so it was reali disgusting and smelly n shit, buh i ended up crawlinginto it n escaping thru ther n sum how ran 2 china. while i was walkin on the st wondering wat 2 do nex, ther was this guy

selling lettuce on his tricycle (as they do in china) on the side of the street. then these 3 bad guys came up 2 him n started taunting him n making him giv his lettuce n money n wateva he had 2 them. n the guy was like defenceless and jus complying n i got reali ticked off and bashed one of the three guys that was taking his stuf, but i over did it a bit n the police turned up nt long after

after sumone called them, n the prison had sent out issues with my profile etc sayin inmate escaped n al that, so i was like o crap n started running. then the guy who sold lettuce was like 'follow me!' so i did n he took me to this run down apartment wher he lived, buh i was like dood r u sure thats a gd idea? cuz if we go up ther thers no wher else i can go, n if they follow us up then im wreckd

n hes like yea no worries, so we go up in a small elevator 2 the 9th floor, buh jus as we wer leaving the police burst thru the frnt lobby, and i was like crap, so wen we got 2 8th i hit the emergency button n stopped the elevator. at the time ther wer 2 other women in the elevator with us, i had been wearing a grey coat n i demanded that one of other women (who had a pink coat) giv me her coat

wich she did. n by the time the police arrived at the floor n pried open the doors, i had my back 2 them n they wer advancing 2wards the other woman who was nw wearing my coat. as soon as the police woman walked past me, i made 2 run off, 2 find the lettuce guy was stepping on my shoelace, n i was tryin 2 gesture 2 him 2 get off n he didn get it n after much heart thumping and yanking i finalli

got my foot free n ran off, n like 2 seconds after the police woman realised wot happend n ran after me
baby if u wer a says:
buh i lost myself in the a crowd outside n went 2 the harbour n got on a ship 2 australia, buh after a while ther, hiding behind boxes in storage, i herd footsteps n the authorities on the ship sayin that htey jus got a radio report tha tther was a stowaway on their ship. so they wer looking for me. n i was like o shit better bail, since we wer near the other harbour neway

so i ran out from my hiding place, but one of the guys caught up 2 me n after a breif grapple in wich he nearli poked my eyes out, n broke free and eyes watering and vision completely blurred i reached out n grasped the ship rail n launched myself over the top, plunging into the water below. once under i held my breath for as long as i cood n concentrated on swimming as far as i cood underwater

away frm the ship wen i finallli surfaced, lungs burstingfor air (cuz i think my blankets wer smothering me) i looked bak n saw the ppl on the ship looking in the rong direction
n swam a bit until i climbed 2 shore n rested behind a tree