Thursday, August 18, 2005

100 Pints of Guiness on the Wall

OK, this might be a bit late, but who wants to be done at the pub tonight (Thursday) to witness Shaun and I polish off that last pint and join the hallowed names of the 100 Pint Club. This is your one opportunity to be a part of history. One day minstrels will sing of our glory and movies will be made, so enter timelessness with this special offer. Come before 7:00 and receive a free set of steak knives.
I will call y'all later anyway, during the day.

Putting your girlfriend's perfume in the freezer to seperate the alcohol and then drinking it makes explaining why you would do such a thing a lot easier.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, I won't be able to make it. But I do wish I was there. You guys are upto a hundred already? Think about it, today is the day when you've spent $460 on alcohol, investment well spent? I hope so. ;-)

6:36 pm  
Blogger notburger said...

i have a dinner to attend

6:37 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm too lasy and tired, and need sex, so if there is not hookers i'm won't be there

7:33 pm  

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