(Nice Dream) #007
So I am walking into Safeway with some random dude I have never met before named James. We are shopping for groceries or some shit like that for a trip or outing we seem to be going on. (Yes you can comment that we are homosexuals going on a romantic picnic together, but I assure you this is not a homosexual dream.)
Well we can't find what we are looking for so we start to walk out of the store. As we are walking down one of the aisles on our way to the exit three ladies come around the corner and start walking towards us. They are all dressed in black and walking side by side. As they get closer I make out that they are Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu.
Well they walk past us and this James person gets distracted, not by them, but by the toy section of the supermarket. I tell him not to bother and to keep going and as I say that Cameron Diaz turns around and smiles at me. (Yay!) I make some cheesy comment or something and she laughs so I start to follow her. So I am thinking this is going to get really good, but she disappears around the corner and suddenly an alarm starts to sound. Turns out this alarm is actually a hurricane warning and everyone starts to swarm the store and steal groceries before the storm comes.
Aisles start to fall down and walls are torn off the store from the wind. Since everyone is stocking up I decide I better do the same. So I run around the store frantically looking for the best item to stock up on. I come to the front counter and settle for two Boost bars and a Cherry Ripe.
End of Dream.
Dream Analysis: If you hear a hurricane coming, grab chocolate and run into the basement!
Now thank me for wasting your time.
Much love.
Well we can't find what we are looking for so we start to walk out of the store. As we are walking down one of the aisles on our way to the exit three ladies come around the corner and start walking towards us. They are all dressed in black and walking side by side. As they get closer I make out that they are Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu.
Well they walk past us and this James person gets distracted, not by them, but by the toy section of the supermarket. I tell him not to bother and to keep going and as I say that Cameron Diaz turns around and smiles at me. (Yay!) I make some cheesy comment or something and she laughs so I start to follow her. So I am thinking this is going to get really good, but she disappears around the corner and suddenly an alarm starts to sound. Turns out this alarm is actually a hurricane warning and everyone starts to swarm the store and steal groceries before the storm comes.
Aisles start to fall down and walls are torn off the store from the wind. Since everyone is stocking up I decide I better do the same. So I run around the store frantically looking for the best item to stock up on. I come to the front counter and settle for two Boost bars and a Cherry Ripe.
End of Dream.
Dream Analysis: If you hear a hurricane coming, grab chocolate and run into the basement!
Now thank me for wasting your time.
Much love.
posted by Anonymous at 9:03 pm
10 Comments:
should we start a poll?
is dream number 7 the shitest dream shaun has ever had?
How is it a particularly nice dream?
How is it noteworthy AT ALL?
Why would you analyse that?
Shaun doesn't appear to get along too well with these anonymous people, does he?
is it a reflection of the fear that he instills in people, that they disguise their identities? or is it just that they are his close friends and want to keep access to drugs open?
quite amusing really
haha anon sounds like he/she wasnt loved as a child.
ps: i think this vivid dream is the result of an unblocked cock
pps: i hope we have an e-battle
fuck off isnt a question.
just say it.
dont say, i got a question for u.
you are full of very intersting questions shaun. your questions are as cool as your dreams
ahhaahhahaha, well if i had that dream i think i would be banging all three of the charlies angles.
and yes shaun i got a question for you too. stop posting shit dreams.
I had a cool dream of goldyhorn and her daughter kate hudson, i'm guessing you know what happened LOL.
not only is it long it is as boring as shit, other then the homo part which you said wasn't homo, but i beg to differ if you didn't bang cameran diaz...
hahahaha goldyhorn
but yeah dave has the right idea for what dreams are meant to be about
e-battle is crap if noone can understand anon =(
step up. and make sense.
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