on with the sexual themes
scientifically proven
next time you (read: shaun and dave) are at a strip joint, ask the workers if they're on the pill or not. if not, find out where in their menstrual cycle they are at. 11 to 15 days after they menstruate is when they are the most fertile.
alternatively saliva-jack them and use this (available from most retail pharmacies).
hopefully this tip will save you money on the days when money is tight or allow you to have a better time if you're feeling loaded.
next time you (read: shaun and dave) are at a strip joint, ask the workers if they're on the pill or not. if not, find out where in their menstrual cycle they are at. 11 to 15 days after they menstruate is when they are the most fertile.
alternatively saliva-jack them and use this (available from most retail pharmacies).
hopefully this tip will save you money on the days when money is tight or allow you to have a better time if you're feeling loaded.
posted by notburger at 6:18 pm
4 Comments:
i dont really get it though. they all charge the same, all that will mean is that those in heat will be harder to find unoccupied.
it's not like, "hey bitch, ur on the pill so u gotta give me a discount"
Haha, Dave already told me this one. Then he told Ruth too.
Anyway the only was to test this is out in the field. We'll set a date for some research.
Much love.
yeah heard that in my evolution class, it was for the ignobles prize or something, all i can remember is stripers.
My friend was like can we do our honors on this
wow another coincidental event, the mention of ignobles again.
blog is getting spooky.
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