Human Team Recruitment

It has recently been asked by many how it is, that one can come to be an esteemed and honored elite, whom are the only ones that may post on this rather important and world renowned blog.

It has always been the philosophy of "The Bench" to never turn away new members. Even individuals such as Milos has been allowed to join in the past. We are the fairest gang in all of the world as known by many. Human Team is proud to follow in this tradition of giving everyone a fair go. However, I will need to impose a few rules first, because the internet is a much more dangerous place than Mentone Grammar, pedophiles, rapists, and Hitler lurks online. Hence, a few conditions must be met to join Human Team.

1. You must be already known to one of us in actual reality, as opposed to virtual reality. Famous people will have special privileges. ie. This is so we know that you are indeed human. There will be no alien propaganda here. This also avoids the pedophile/rapist thingo as mentioned above.

2. We(as in FunZo) must judge you to be respectable and trustworthy enough to be given the great responsibility to become one of the elite. Hence, if you're only here to spam, piss off.

3. You must actually make a commitment to post stuff should you choose to join. Current offenders are St.ev. You have one week to post before elimination. Normal members must post once every 2 weeks at least.

4. The material posted must be of actual interest to yourself, and something that you feel the rest of the world or Human Team would benefit from viewing.

Who feels that Mighty Murphy(Lai) has the right to join? I question his ability to follow rule 2. Please comment.


Oh, btw. The person in question, if members of the team have forgotten him.