Sunday, April 17, 2005

Never Fear, Steve is Here

Well, here I am at last. Hope y'all haven't missed my delightful insights and insightful delights too much.
Nothing too much on which I can report, having spent the whole day writing an essay about the co-evolution of flowering plants and insects. Truly joy-gasmic.
Anyway, last night at Sunil's party was pretty cool. Brought a keg of beer, that Shaun still owes me $15 for, which kept me happy. But it turns out that there were other things there to delight my senses outside of drugs.
There was this real cute South African girl, with dark hair and big brown eyes. Her looks appealed to me and she had socks with cannabis leaves on them. All this and a wide smile showing a wild -yet seductively sweet personality.
It started with her stealing my smokes and my hat and ended with her stealing my heart. As the night went on we found ourselves sitting closer and closer to each other and soon I had my hand on her leg and her smile in my eyes.
After the crowd left, giving us some private time things progressed. Soon however Sunil took me to one side and told me that there was some other guy at the party who I didn't know and he'd fancied this girl for ages. But she had told him that she had promised her boyfriend in South Africa that she wouldn't do anything with anyone. So he got really cut and got pissed at her and was looking for me coz apparantly he wanted a fight. He was like this 16 year old schoolboy who wears a scarf so I was pretty frightened and spent all my time hiding in the bushes. Anyway, it ends up being that that guy is all cut at everyone now and really hates the girl. I told his friends and Sunil to tell him that I got her drunk and was taking advantage of her so at least he wouldn't hate her, but I dunno whats going on. I don't really care, though I do hope that he gets over it and the girl is alright with it all. She didn't seem to care much on the night so thats good, simply remarking 'I seem to have pissed some people off. Oh well.'
Oh, and Sunil says that next party he has that guy will probably be there, so expect a punch-on if he's still willing to go, though I'm not to keen on fighting. But if he comes at me with hate in his eyes he's going to be decked.
Now, back to my essay dammit.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sunil is a fag, he should mind his own business. Don't you agree shaun? ;-)
Yes, welcome to Human Team, and what a wonderful first post ou have made indeed. Well worth reading.

8:30 pm  
Blogger ShardPhoenix said...

"A healthy body, nice hips, big thighs and breasts like two spoonfuls of flesh"

I question if she or anyone else would appreciate this description ;). Nice post though.

8:31 pm  
Blogger St3vil said...

What are you talking about ryan? that is all good stuff.

11:55 am  
Blogger St3vil said...

i thought you knew what i was up to. when you asked if anything happened, i thought you meant something serious. anyway, it was good. too bad you had to spend your time comforting people who had drunk themselves into a stupor or else you could have learned something.

12:44 pm  

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