Little Fella

There is a little man who lives in my house.
He steals my things.
He has a spider as a pet and it eats wasps.
The little man lives off of cookies and whiskey.

A lot of my things have just gone missing for no reason, and it's weird coz it's all stuff that never moves. I didn't beleive he existed, but then I had a dream and he was in it, hiding in the shadows eating biscuits. I think he is friends with my dog.
But I wish he would give my stuff back. He has a cheque from my old boss, and I need that cheque.